Assusie on Assusie banter (we are not sure they are speaking english)
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super slim
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They are currently 6th on the ladder, but that is good for a NSW team, where Rugby is the main sport!
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Zzzorse
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The Swan's early season didn't go well, but now they look fit. They will clobber Carlton this weekend.
super slim
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I your Dreams!!!!
Zzzorse
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Sydney 138
Carlton 57
Don't know what you Aussies call that, but if not a clobber certainly a spanking.
Super Slim, I'll barrack for the Crows if Adelaide make it to the Grand Final. The Crows are not my side but I started following them because of you. Watch out for the Swans, though, they can bite you in the ass.
Zzzorse
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Another Coleman for Buddy this year.
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super slim
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They Slaughtered Carlton!!!
jond
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An epiphany eureka
I just figured out why afl players love a behind almost as much as a goal.
Rule 1A-6 of AFL guidebook states
"All full forwards must be wearing frilly girly knickers
all opposing players (up to 164 on the field in a gaggle at any one time) must try to remove either the over tight shorts or socks stuffed in front of said women's undies and slap at the ball(s) repeatedly."
A successful slap may result in a behind.
During summer full forwards may not play cricket or visit nsw or Queensland. They must congregate in Tasmania.
Buddy exempted as he is a real swan man and wears the g string under his athletic sock support.
"Kick it to me kick it to me kick it to me" does not entitle one to an honorary degree.
Warwick Capper tried to introduce the g string thong but was howled down for being too manly in his makeup and mankini. Sadly Warwick was a swannette with a sharpie hairdo masquerading as a mans mullet. His wife often took to the field in his place as the number one androgynous pick.
Rugby league is the greatest game of all according to the man bag institute of south Australia and Victoria.
Man bags are illegal in nsw.
Some rugby league players have played AFL. No AFL player has made the necessary underwear change.
Oh this is going to be good..........
I just figured out why afl players love a behind almost as much as a goal.
Rule 1A-6 of AFL guidebook states
"All full forwards must be wearing frilly girly knickers
all opposing players (up to 164 on the field in a gaggle at any one time) must try to remove either the over tight shorts or socks stuffed in front of said women's undies and slap at the ball(s) repeatedly."
A successful slap may result in a behind.
During summer full forwards may not play cricket or visit nsw or Queensland. They must congregate in Tasmania.
Buddy exempted as he is a real swan man and wears the g string under his athletic sock support.
"Kick it to me kick it to me kick it to me" does not entitle one to an honorary degree.
Warwick Capper tried to introduce the g string thong but was howled down for being too manly in his makeup and mankini. Sadly Warwick was a swannette with a sharpie hairdo masquerading as a mans mullet. His wife often took to the field in his place as the number one androgynous pick.
Rugby league is the greatest game of all according to the man bag institute of south Australia and Victoria.
Man bags are illegal in nsw.
Some rugby league players have played AFL. No AFL player has made the necessary underwear change.
Oh this is going to be good..........
jond
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Of course they did as honorary new south Welshmen playing at the SCG counts.
super slim
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super slim
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https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/state-of-origin-team-line-ups-and-goals.1048615/
I think Rugby Leauge COPIED VFL as they started doing it in 1970!!!!
I think Rugby Leauge COPIED VFL as they started doing it in 1970!!!!
super slim
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The South Australian CROWS will CRUSH, any Sydney (NSW) OR Richmond (VIC) teams in the grand Final!!!!
Zzzorse
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I'm hoping for a Tigers v Crows Grand Final, too. That will be a LOUD game.
super slim
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But you already KNOW the result CROWS SLAUGHTER the TIGERS!!!!!
